Foraging Marshmallows from the Shadows

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Fine, Keep Me Posted

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Darkness, But With Paperwork

Yes, this coffee is roasted under Illinois cottage food law. Even chaos has rules.

This product was roasted in a home kitchen not inspected by a health department that may also process common food allergens. If you have safety concerns, contact your local health department.

Copyright: Apocalyptic Coffee Roasting, LLC. Reg #: CF202500102

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